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May 09

Amendment One Has Passed…Let’s Get it Repealed

Over the past few months we’ve seen many movements take off and actually have an impact on things politically. Maybe this one can take off as well.

This petition is looking for 1,000,000 online signatures to get Amendment One repealed.  You do not have to be a citizen of North Carolina to sign you just have to believe in equality.  Please take the time to sign and to pass this on to anyone you may know. 1 million may seem like a lot but with the way technology is today I’m sure we can get the signatures obtained quickly and make a difference.

1 Million Against Amendment 1 (Click to Sign Petition)

If you aren’t sure of what exactly Amendment 1 is here are some highlights and the link at the end goes into more detail:

If you want a an easy to follow detailed description of what Amendment 1 is I have found a person that explained it rather well here:

NC Amendment One Truth WordPress

And here is a list of (bad) things that can go along with Amendment One passing:

What Will Happen if Amendment One Passes

So let’s try to make a difference and see what happens.

Apr 29

Poor Derrick Rose…

Apr 27

That’s it…I’m finally going to reveal my love to my crush when I see him/her again…

Expectation:

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Mar 09

That Awkward Moment When You Play Dead in Front of a Bear that Happens to be a Necrophiliac…

Mar 08

Always Make Sure You Know What/Who Exactly You Are Donating To

thedailywhat:

On Kony 2012: I honestly wanted to stay as far away as possible from KONY 2012, the latest fauxtivist fad sweeping the web (remember “change your Facebook profile pic to stop child abuse”?), but you clearly won’t stop sending me that damn video until I say something about it, so here goes:

Stop sending me that video.

The organization behind Kony 2012 — Invisible Children Inc. — is an extremely shady nonprofit that has been called ”misleading,” “naive,” and “dangerous” by a Yale political science professor, and has been accused by Foreign Affairs of “manipulat[ing] facts for strategic purposes.” They have also been criticized by the Better Business Bureau for refusing to provide information necessary to determine if IC meets the Bureau’s standards.

Additionally, IC has a low two-star rating in accountability from Charity Navigator because they won’t let their financials be independently audited. That’s not a good thing. In fact, it’s a very bad thing, and should make you immediately pause and reflect on where the money you’re sending them is going.

By IC’s own admission, only 31% of all the funds they receive go toward actually helping anyone [pdf]. The rest go to line the pockets of the three people in charge of the organization, to pay for their travel expenses (over $1 million in the last year alone) and to fund their filmmaking business (also over a million) — which is quite an effective way to make more money, as clearly illustrated by the fact that so many can’t seem to stop forwarding their well-engineered emotional blackmail to everyone they’ve ever known.

And as far as what they do with that money:

The group is in favour of direct military intervention, and their money supports the Ugandan government’s army and various other military forces. Here’s a photo of the founders of Invisible Children posing with weapons and personnel of the Sudan People’s Liberation Army. Both the Ugandan army and Sudan People’s Liberation Army are riddled with accusations of rape and looting, but Invisible Children defends them, arguing that the Ugandan army is “better equipped than that of any of the other affected countries”, although Kony is no longer active in Uganda and hasn’t been since 2006 by their own admission. These books each refer to the rape and sexual assault that are perennial issues with the UPDF, the military group Invisible Children is defending.

Let’s not get our lines crossed: The Lord’s Resistance Army is bad news. And Joseph Kony is a very bad man, and needs to be stopped. But propping up Uganda’s decades-old dictatorship and its military arm, which has been accused by the UN of committing unspeakable atrocities and itself facilitated the recruitment of child soldiers, is not the way to go about it.

The United States is already plenty involved in helping rout Kony and his band of psycho sycophants. Kony is on the run, having been pushed out of Uganda, and it’s likely he will soon be caught, if he isn’t already dead. But killing Kony won’t fix anything, just as killing Osama bin Laden didn’t end terrorism. The LRA might collapse, but, as Foreign Affairs points out, it is “a relatively small player in all of this — as much a symptom as a cause of the endemic violence.”

Myopically placing the blame for all of central Africa’s woes on Kony — even as a starting point — will only imperil many more people than are already in danger.

Sending money to a nonprofit that wants to muck things up by dousing the flames with fuel is not helping. Want to help? Really want to help? Send your money to nonprofits that are putting more than 31% toward rebuilding the region’s medical and educational infrastructure, so that former child soldiers have something worth coming home to.

Here are just a few of those charities. They all have a sparkling four-star rating from Charity Navigator, and, more importantly, no interest in airdropping American troops armed to the teeth into the middle of a multi-nation tribal war to help one madman catch another.

The bottom line is, research your causes thoroughly. Don’t just forward a random video to a stranger because a mass murderer makes a five-year-old “sad.” Learn a little bit about the complexities of the region’s ongoing strife before advocating for direct military intervention.

There is no black and white in the world. And going about solving important problems like there is just serves to make all those equally troubling shades of gray invisible.

[kony2012.]

I’m not saying you shouldn’t donate.  Just trying to help make people aware.  The decision is ultimately up to you.

Feb 21

Going to a party!!!!!!

What you expect everyone to be doing:

What everyone really does:

Feb 20

xfivetoone asked: I Love your blog! Keeps me laughing :)

I love your comment it keeps me reading!!!!

caramelwen asked: How many gifs do you have on your computer? 8D

0 lol I always delete them immediately after posting them…idk why

Anonymous asked: update more c: you are too funny, man!

sorry I’ve been busy…I’ll try to get back on my game lol…if anyone has any suggestions let me know always open for comments!

Anonymous asked: hi <3 i lovee your page.

I love your picture!!!!! ;)

Anonymous asked: do you know whats the name of this movie?? the second gif of your post ( waking up next to your s/o...)

Its from a movie called “Bedfellows” with Helen Hunt

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6flB0XvmTo

Feb 12

When your Waiter asks: “Would you like a salad with that?”

Expectation:

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When Somebody Tries to Skip You In Line…

Jan 02

Don’t f*ck with me while I’m eating bro.

Dec 06

Shout out to those friends that dare you to do dumb things